Kate McKinnon's Mueller Delivers Bad News About Trump À La 'The Bachelor'

Kate McKinnon as special counsel Robert Mueller tells a voter he has a better case against President Trump for obstruction rather than collusion

Mueller's message: it was just too soon to commit.

The special counsel warned that if the voter got what she wanted out of their relationship - also known as the Russian probe - her life could spin out of control with Vice President Pence assuming the role as commander-in-chief.

Kate McKinnon, as special counsel Robert Mueller, tells a voter he has a better case against President Trump for obstruction, rather than collusion.

"Honestly, probably six", Mueller replies.

"I think I need to explore the possibility that I might have a stronger case with some other stuff", Mueller responds, prompting Becca to exclaim, "I can't f***ing believe it" and burying her head in her hands.

"This is so fucking embarrassing", Strong says.

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In a pitch-perfect recreation of the now-infamous break-up footage from the most recent season of "The Bachelor", between Kufrin and Arie Luyendyk Jr. "Collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to this past year", Becca replies, burying her face in her hands.

"So that's it? He's just going to be president?"

"I don't know how to answer that", McKinnon says. But this skit might just make me cue it up.

Trump loves Russian Federation, but he may not be in collusion with Russian Federation. More to the point, it was "like This Is Us but without the parts that feel good"-which Brown alluded to in his monologue when he said news is the only thing on TV sadder than his show". The show aired a parody commercial, This is USA, featuring the "real-life drama happening in our government every day". "The This Is U.S." sketch features host Sterling K. Brown playing Ben Carson in a video that spoofs the NBC series' tendency to draw out sobs along with Aidy Bryant as Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Pete Davidson as Jared Kushner and Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway, the one person who can't cry because "I have nothing in me".

"Millions of Americans have tuned into the show that's captivating a nation", the commercial's voiceover says.

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